shinobi_girl13's definitions

Tardment

A portmanteau or combination of words, created to mean a retarded or unintelligible statement. Retarded+statement = tardment.

"You keep making tardments like that David, your girlfriend is going to think you have some kind of mental disorder."

"Shut up! I can't help it if I sound stupid sometimes."

by Shinobi_girl13 August 29, 2012

Marble farm

A grave yard. A way of describing a grave yard as growing marble grave stones.

Grandma died the other day, gotta head over to the marble farm.

by shinobi_girl13 July 28, 2011

Clorish

A portmanteau or combination of the words classy and whorish. Meaning to dress chic, fashionable, or elegant, but also appear to look very slutty at the same time. For instance if a girl were to be wearing knee high socks, a white blouse, and a red plaid skirt she would be labeled as slutty or whorish for wearing a school girl outfit, even though she might not be in the least bit revealing in attire. Hence, clorish.

"Ugh, I hate Abby!. All the teachers love her but she always wears such slutty clothes!"

"It's because she dresses clorish. She doesn't break the dress code but still looks like a slut."

by shinobi_girl13 August 24, 2011