Map cricket

More commonly used as cricket is someone (usually is or is older than the legal age)who caters to pedophiles by acting like a child and usually does so by fetishize and infantilize east Asian culture I.e uses it as an aesthetic

*sees a video of a grown adult acting like a child*
F*cking cricket (or) ew map cricket

by Gritit July 29, 2021

map pack

The bane of any geometry dash players existence

Person 1: I fucking hate map packs

by Sackanballs6969 December 11, 2022

map of bonanza

Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .

Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

mập quá

mập quá means your a freaking fattie

trời ơi sao mà mập quá! xấu quá

by kaylir November 20, 2023

map-sensor

A engine component dat detects when da vehicle's "manly-macho" driver needs to pull over and ask fer directions.

Click and Clack recommend covering an unwelcome-status-indicating idiot-light or dashboard-gauge with opaque tape, so if you truly detest having to admit dat you weren't watching da road-signs, I s'pose dat you could do likewise for a map-sensor, as well.

by QuacksO November 19, 2024

map fallin’

When your bestie falls off the map! Essentially, your buddy could be off the grid or lost in space.

“I haven’t heard from my homie in ages. Where has he been? He must be map fallin’!”

by DiMarieV December 11, 2024

map sensor

An engine-component for a vehicle dat's designed to reduce da number of times dat da clueless macho "nut behind da steering wheel" gets tangled up wif intersections and is therefore obliged to (horrors!) **ask directions**. Similar to an ignition-interlock to prevent inebriated driving, said device checks to see if you have a paper roads-diagram guide wif you, and if none is detected, it refuses to allow da car to power up.

Now dat most newer rides are equipped wif vehicle-navigation systems, there is less need for map sensors.

by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025