Manflakes

The flakes which appear on a man's penis after unprotected sex as a result of dried vaginal fluids

Girl: OMG do you have an STD???
Guy: No those are manflakes. I lied when I said I was putting a condom on

by HotBabyCarlos February 7, 2010

Mangulated

A portmanteau of mangled and discombobulated, it can mean anything from the simple confusion of losing your keys, tripping over the dog and then pouring your coffee on your cereal, or ending up thinking you have 7 legs after a rave.

"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"

by IAMTHECAKE September 5, 2012

s makula

A flannel wearing guy who likes his buffets large and his women larger!

Jose was totally S Makula at the chocolate fountain at the Golden Corral with his lady

by BH6500 January 11, 2021

testicular manslaughter

an occasion when some one is killed only by the use of one's testicles. usually done by well hung testicles and blunt force or choking.

i tea bagged your mom so hard i was charged with testicular manslaughter when they found her body.

by rocky wolf April 3, 2010

manlawn

1. the law that claims the husband's ownership of all the property outside of the home.

my wife tried to put in some azaleas, but i called manlawn.

by duncanralston June 28, 2007

Manual Buns

hot dog buns that a friend brings to a barbeque that requires the slice to be manual made.

Hey i can can find the slice in this bun.

Oh sorry you have to cut it yourself. the store only had manual buns

by parrowman1 August 1, 2010

manufactured hysteria

to make up something in one's mind, to then begin to believe it as true, and to act upon it as if it had really happened, working one's self into an angered state

bob thought his 30-year-old daughter did not want to get married and have children. bob's daughter assured him that she and her long-term boyfriend/fiance had agreed to wait until they could be live in the same city and continue their careers. bob continues to harp on daughter to give up her high-profile career in her state and move to boyfriend's, even though daughter continues to explain that she's licensed to do her business in her home state, not in her boyfriend's. dad nods and says he understands, then goes right back to giving daughter advice that she should move to boyfriend's state. the conversation goes around and around until dad has created his own manufactured hysteria.

by dianesvoice March 5, 2011