Consists of a thunderous headbutt to the sternum (chest) of an adversary, with no recoil of the neck. When administered, it is more effective if the total weight of both the upper and lower body is simultaneously transferred towards the opponent, thus flooring the receiving party. The move was made famous by Zinedine Zidane of the French national soccer team during the final match of the 2006 World Cup. It gained renown after leveling Italian national team defender Marco Materazzi to the ground of the pitch following a torrent of verbal abuse directed at Zidane with respect to his mother, sister, and heritage. The Marseille handshake is the only logical recourse when one’s honour has been impugned to such an extent that mere verbal retaliation is insufficient, and simple bodily harm induced by fists and/or feet will not do the job.
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James called Angus' wife a man, so Angus said "Stitch this!" and scottish handshaked him on the nose.
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When you shake a man's hand and each of you unzip mid-handshake and consummate the union of joined hands with a hearty urination on and around the hands and forearms. This is the highest form of respect and a sign of good faith for a future business or political relationship.
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During negations with the captain for her share of the catch, Angelica sealed the deal with an Alaskan Handshake.
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Used in the song Tequila Headshake.
Used in the song Tequila Headshake.
I was so hammered last night from those Tequila Headshakes, felt like I was giving a porcelain handshake all night.
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