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Marseille handshake

Consists of a thunderous headbutt to the sternum (chest) of an adversary, with no recoil of the neck. When administered, it is more effective if the total weight of both the upper and lower body is simultaneously transferred towards the opponent, thus flooring the receiving party. The move was made famous by Zinedine Zidane of the French national soccer team during the final match of the 2006 World Cup. It gained renown after leveling Italian national team defender Marco Materazzi to the ground of the pitch following a torrent of verbal abuse directed at Zidane with respect to his mother, sister, and heritage. The Marseille handshake is the only logical recourse when one’s honour has been impugned to such an extent that mere verbal retaliation is insufficient, and simple bodily harm induced by fists and/or feet will not do the job.
After Andrew impugned Ron's manhood, Ron greeted him with a Marseille handshake.
by Hybrid Finn July 15, 2006
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scottish handshake

A scottish handshake is a headbutt, derived from the steriotype of Scots being extreamly violent and would hedbutt you as a greeting.
James called Angus' wife a man, so Angus said "Stitch this!" and scottish handshaked him on the nose.
by Nicolas O'Brien September 3, 2006
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Golden Handshake

When you shake a man's hand and each of you unzip mid-handshake and consummate the union of joined hands with a hearty urination on and around the hands and forearms. This is the highest form of respect and a sign of good faith for a future business or political relationship.
John entered the boardroom and was met by Brian from Memphis Corp. Brian wanted to make sure John knew he was serious about the future business relationship so he unzipped and bore his penis while offering his hand and gave John a proper Golden Handshake. John followed suit and extended his penis towards the union of hands and made it a reciprocated golden handshake.
by Big Lud the Stud May 20, 2014
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Alaskan Handshake

A handjob performed by Alaskan fisher women on their male counterparts in order to get ahead on the fishing boat.
During negations with the captain for her share of the catch, Angelica sealed the deal with an Alaskan Handshake.
by Handy Andy566 October 21, 2008
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Porcelain Handshake

Throwing up in the toliet so many times that flushing seems as if you are shaking hands with the toilet.
Used in the song Tequila Headshake.
I was so hammered last night from those Tequila Headshakes, felt like I was giving a porcelain handshake all night.
by Ed and Cam January 17, 2006
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Anal handshake

To forcefully place your opened hand between a friends buttocks when they are in a vulnerable position.
I was just about to sink the 8 ball when jeff raced up behind me and gave me an anal handshake.
by Bogan King October 9, 2008
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Donald Trump Handshake

When a male masturbates wildly and vigorously to demonstrate his dominance over his penis.
When i get home i am going to give my penis a donald trump handshake
by Raphael69 January 23, 2018
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