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Kevin Malone

The common misspelling of mevin kalone. Mevin is the only non fiction character in the show called The Office. He is the smartest and most handsome character and easily outshines his peers.
Oh. My. God. Brittany I got a date with KEVIN MALONE (mevin kalone)
by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020
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Post Malone Effect

The "Post Malone Effect" is a particularly enigmatic psychosocial theory based on the phenomena of sexy women apparently attracted to the objectively unattractive and tubby-ass Post Malone. The theory states that it is not in fact how handsome Post Malone is, but how BUTT ASS UGLY Post Malone is that makes him attractive to women. The Post Malone Effect can often be seen in Southern California where crusty tools with poor hygiene and fat business-type middle-aged men with male pattern baldness appear to be partnered with beautiful women. Some less extreme examples are Jay-Z and Beyonce, or Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness. In the case of an Beautiful-Male / Ugly-Female (BMUF), such as Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness, The Post Malone Effect is interchangeable with it's analogue coined for that exact scenario: The Hugh Jackman Effect.

(The Post Malone Effect is often believed to correlate with social status and money, but growing evidence appearing in the early 21st century seems to counter this common belief providing a path for further study and academic analysis)
Handsome Nigga 1: "Damn that mf is ugly, he look like he take gas station vitamins. How did he get with Padma Lakshmi?"

Handsome Nigga 2: "The Post Malone Effect... fuck being handsome."

Ugly Nigga Friend: "Hell yeah nigga, fuck being handsome."
by UglyNiggaComeUp February 24, 2021
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maloney

a person whose breath smells worse than a bums asshole
Dude, that chick was a maloney!
by what the belief November 29, 2010
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Karl Malone

A stubborn old geezer who is just too damn stubborn to except the fact that he's too fucking old and should have retired a long time ago
Malon is nothing but a stubborn old geezer
by Nathaniel Lee Lewis June 14, 2004
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maloney

Where a friend (usually a girl) gets premoted in any job and unsuccessully tries to be a hard ass boss.
Will laugh and joke in the middle of trying to repremand an employe.
That girl tries hard but she is such a maloney
by Jorge Hynes December 25, 2008
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Karl Malone

One called the mailman. Very old, very cheap. Pokes people in the face, talks about himself in the third person, and is a redneck. He also has no championship. People, get over yourself. Karl Malone will never win a title, especially against the Pistons.
Sometime in night, Karl Malone look up in sky and say, "What in da hell goin' on up dere? Do U.F.O live on other planet, phonin' home like E.T.?"
by Q-Tip McVicker November 22, 2004
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Luke Malone

Usually drives a BMW kind of a faggot with a extremely small penis and lactating nipples
by leave me malone October 10, 2018
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