Madhav

A person who is nice and kind. A person who has an addiction for Chunky Monkey Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. A person who eats 30 apples a day and pulls hem out of his inventory. Smart. Thoughts are weird. Asks the funniest and dumbest questions. Fever dream material. Is lucky that his girl isn’t getting hit on. Jokes are funny. Nice.

“Hey! Madhav stole my apple!”
“He pulled a Madhav yesterday!”
“My friend Madhav’d me!”
“Most of his instructive thoughts are like a Madhav.”

by hugetobleronebar December 12, 2024

Madhav

1. The ultimate romantic heartthrob who is giving Shahrukh Khan a run for his money. Known for sweeping people off their feet with his charm, wit, and gentlemanly gestures. Madhav is the kind of guy who makes roses jealous and creates sunsets just to set the mood right. If you're lucky enough to catch his attention, prepare for endless compliments, spontaneous love letters, and probably a serenade under the stars.

2. A man who turns every moment into a fairytale. If you’ve never experienced being adored, cherished, and pampered to the point of pure bliss, you haven't met a Madhav yet.

*Girl 1:* "Ugh, I can't believe I still haven't found a guy like Madhav. I need a man who writes me poems at midnight."

*Girl 2:* "Girl, trust me, Madhav is one in a million. Shahrukh Khan should probably be his apprentice!"

by PresidentofMGfanclub February 12, 2025

Mayhapsably

Northern Wyoming slang that means maybe or perhaps.

Are you coming to the party?
Mayhapsably

by Narstyfellow April 1, 2025

Madhardfuck

Means: extremely pissed sex, commonly with your ex

Bro I madhardfucked my ex the other night

by Retarted defonitions May 18, 2025

mayhappenstance

maybe and perhaps equals mayhaps, and the end of perhaps, "haps", is the beginning of happenstance: ergo, mayhappenstance. It's supposed to be used in a surrealist, ironic, or joking manner to mean maybe. However, use it with caution: you might need to explain yourself afterwards.

"Hey Brandler, ol' buddy ol' pal, you watch the game lately?"
"Mayhappenstance."
"...what"

by :3 or smth idk October 28, 2025

Venu Madhav

Silent killer. Know everything but acts like nothing. Please keep your girls with him he is gentle and treats every as sister until he find his soul mate . Born to love but loser in life

Venu Madhav is here please be careful he is mr perfect

by O7okda July 16, 2022

Velu Madhav

Biggus Dickus, Commander of the Vanerlings, Vanerlord, Taken Kin, Lord of the Red, Grandfather of God...
Rex Redd Vanerling

"I am Velu Madhav"

by Sharpness1 May 22, 2025