Macduff

A shitty fishing port on the Moray coast in Scotland populated by smackheads and psychos, mostly.

I'd rather eat my own tampons than live in Macduff.

by EmpressOfBlandings September 22, 2005

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Macauley

A sexy man with a great personality, usually a short kid.

Man Macauley is good looking!

by shdiskkd May 25, 2017

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Macias

A big dick hispanic that niggas dont want to fuck with.

Hey Macias clapped Josh qhen he statted talking shit

by Papabobo January 8, 2020

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1. Intel-based PC manufacturer (IE Compaq, ACER, Packard Bell.. Macintosh)
2. Personal computers that run Mac OS -OR- the Windows OS natively (which is a good thing)
3. Former "flagship" of a company which now sells moooosic and ba-a-a-a-ad hip hop videos to their faithful cattle and sheep.
4. STEVE JOBS SOLD YOU OUT

Once upon a time the Macintosh was special. Then they sold out. Then they went bankrupt. Then Bill Gates bought Steve Jobs out of NeXT, they recovered, and they sold out again. Adobe abandoned them. Then OSX came out on a Linux platform (Come on and you DIDN'T think they were prepping for migration??) ..

I know. I had one. You live, they lie, you learn.

by Armand Banana January 22, 2006

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macintosh

A Lame, overpriced excuse for a computer. Useful for people under the age of seven who enjoy a ugly and confusing user interface with a small list of compatible programs.

Stupid 7 y.o: Hey i just got the macintosh macbook air today, its the worlds thinnest laptop!!11

Normal 7 y.o: WTF Why did you do that

Stupid 7 y.o: Because its thin and you can play Microsoft Word on it!

Normal 7 y.o: Microsoft word isn't a game you idiot

Stupid 7 y.o: But Steve Jobs told me it was the best program that worked on the system

Normal 7 y.o: Yeah that's cause its from Microsoft!

by MACS EAT DICK! June 26, 2008

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macintosh

What hippies use to feel proud of themselves because they've steered wide of the herd.

Guy: Why'd you buy a macintosh?
Guy2:Why not?
Guy:CUZ YOU CANT DO JACK SHIT WITH IT UNLESS YOU'RE 50 AND HAVE NO LIFE EXCEPT YOUR JOB.
Guy2:Oh...but the design looks cool!

by Mr. Jojo September 8, 2006

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