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Dear John Letter

A letter (or e-mail in today's world) that is used by a woman to break up with their boyfriend from a distance. Usually used by girls who have boyfriends in the military deployed for extended periods of time.
Susie couldn't wait for her boyfriend Sam to finish his one year deployment in Iraq, so she sent him a Dear John letter over the Internet three months into his deployment to tell him she was seeing someone else.
by anonymous October 12, 2004
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ghetto latte

1. cheapass way to buy an iced latte - order a double shot of espresso over ice, then use the free milk or half & half at the condiment bar at *$, discard most of the ice - voila! save $1-$2 >> pretty ghetto, though

2. even mo' ghetto - mix equal parts 7-11 coffee & hot chocolate
you momma so po she have to make a ghetto latte
by jo-mama January 8, 2006
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Lisbon Latte

When enjoying your Portugese Breakfast your girl friend sharts on your chin.
"As I was enjoying my Portugese Breakfast my girlfriend brewed me a Lisbon Latte."
by Webster the way Younger May 15, 2010
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David Letterman

When one says the wrong thing at the wrong time.
(To an African-American) You like rap, don't you?
by O.S. Lopez The First March 17, 2005
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secret love letter

Letters containing poems or expressions of love, and are not known by other people except the recievers mother.
Reciever is often a girl.

Secret love letters written by a girl are often not sent, and are not known by other people except the girl's mother or/and sister(s).
I sent a secret love letter to a girl (I'm a guy). Nobody knows about it.

I wrote a secret love letter to a boy (I'm a girl). I never sent it.
by WiseJa November 11, 2007
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Lifter's Leak

A condition experienced during a workout caused by lifting heavy weights. Generally, occurs when performing squats. Lifter's Leak transpires when the weight being lifted offsets the ability to keep one's sphincter clamped shut. As a result, more energy and focus is required to lift the weight resulting in a momentary of loss of control of the anal sphincter during which time flatulence or a combination of flatulence and feces will leak out. The lifter will generally react by quickly clamping the sphincter muscle to permit only a minor release. However, this is often results in a prompt termination of the workout or worse, complete loss of control of the weights being lifted.
During his early morning workout, Juan regretted his prior evening out on the town whereby he consumed copious amounts of fresh oysters and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. During the third rep of his squat routine, Juan lost control and suffered from Lifter's Leak. To prevent a full on shart, Juan slammed the weights to the floor and quickly ran to the locker room ending his routine prematurely.
by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2013
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letterbomb

A letter in which your girlfriend explains that your a asshole and she cant stand you
Man Lauren left me a damn Letter bomb....WTF did i do wrong???
by American Idiot December 10, 2004
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