leaning tripod 

somebody with a huge dick

that ginger is a leaning tripod

leaning tripod by sir kamen roberts November 14, 2011

Leaving Time 

An exclamation of the need to leave swiftly upon something having gone tits up or someone having done something 'Illegal'

"I just lit that bush/car/firestation on fire"
"LEAVING TIME!!"

Leaving Time by LeavingTimeCrew September 5, 2013

leaning sideways 

High, stoned, blazed.

Take a whiff of this satori, it'll have you leaning sideways with a single hit.

leaning sideways by sanctum666 November 30, 2013

Leaning Tower of Poopsa 

A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.

The toilets in this foreign hotel are so shallow, I took a leaning tower of poopsa.

Leaning Tower of Poopsa by sidewinder717 November 11, 2013

Leaving in 5 

A blatant lie made by someone who clearly still hasn't showered, eaten, or gotten changed yet. This person will probably not show up within an hour.

Kieffer Orszulak: leaving in 5
Me: cut the shit dude

Leaving in 5 by Cody Dias June 2, 2015

Leamington Lightning 

A phenomenon that occurs in the town of Leamington, where a business (usually a restaurant) that has fallen on hard times will mysterious burn to the ground after the owner has taken out several insurance policies on it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that the Chinese restaurant burned down?

Guy 2: Leamington Lightning strikes again!

Leamington Lightning by Nutstard_1 May 30, 2020

Leaning Tower of Pat

It is similar to the Eiffel Tower position except one male participant has a broken leg and can’t stand so it is forced to be leaned over.

Got invited to a 3-way for an Eiffel Tower last night but with my broken leg we had to do the Leaning Tower of Pat instead. Great alternative!

Leaning Tower of Pat by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020