The unbearable yet inevitable urge to take a leak after binge drinking a bottle of Boone's wine-like beverages
Megan's taking a piss, she chugged down a bottle of Boone's Sun Peak Peach and got a bad case of the Boone's Leaks.
by meaganvd February 05, 2011
A term started by the SMS to describe chicks they do not err approve of. Has since be mocked by bike-sexuals through out the years.
by Ali McDoogle November 03, 2008
An expression of disdain exchanged in whispered tones when the type of toothless, obese, meth-addicted, inbred, poverty-stricken, trailer trash that normally shops at Wal-Mart is spotted in a higher-class establishment nearby.
"I was shopping at Target today and some mouth-breather was rummaging through the Garth Brooks CD's while her unwashed rug rats tore the store apart. I think Wal-Mart is leaking."
by CambAngst June 08, 2007
A stupid, souless, materialistically obsessed shell of a woman who, although physically attractive, possesses a personality as interesting as watching paint dry.
Usually accompanied by and annoying fake high pitch voice which makes you want to stab your own ear drums out with a HB no.2 pencil.
Usually accompanied by and annoying fake high pitch voice which makes you want to stab your own ear drums out with a HB no.2 pencil.
Mark: "So bro how was your date last night?"
Johnny: "Meh, she was hot but man that bitch was a slow gas leak forsure."
Mark: "Bummer."
Johnny: "Meh, she was hot but man that bitch was a slow gas leak forsure."
Mark: "Bummer."
by Sheap July 26, 2011
phrase commonly used to say that something is leaking profusely when it is not supposed to leak at all. A sieve is a wire mesh or perforated metal utensil used for straining or sifting. Therefore anything that is leaking like a sieve is not holding water at all.
by Joe Sausage July 01, 2005
The action of cumming in a homeless woman, and while she is cleaning your nut out, you run away with her tent.
by Lil weenr December 01, 2022
Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.
*A stranger connected, say Hi*
Stranger: ASL
You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.
*Stranger Disconnected*
Stranger: ASL
You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.
*Stranger Disconnected*
by Zomg Blackguy June 09, 2010