Sir Lancelot

According to Aurthurian Myth, the greatest, and most noble of all the knights of the Round Table. He was a freakin' badass, which is why Guinevere fell for him, and not Arthur. He could take on twenty knights by himself and every knight wished they could be like him.

Sir Bors: Look Gawain, there goes Sir Lancelot!

Sir Gawain: He's a total Badass aint he?

Guinevere:Oh that he is.

by Mr. Entity February 6, 2012

Lance McClain

A precious cinnamon roll who deserves the world 🌎 and happiness. Has a gay🏳️ 🌈, furry boyfriend with anger😡 issues. In denial of bonding moment. Voiced by our lord 👑and savior ✝️Jeremy Shada 💙😤👊

“If Lance McClain falcon punched me in the no-no square I would say thank you”-literally every Lance stan ever

by Just-Your-Average-Otaku October 29, 2018

Lance

The best boy u can ever find, sweet,cute,sexy,charming,and great in bed. He will never cheat on u and is the most loyal sexy piece of meat out there. If you ever see one never let go of it

"yo look at that lance he makes me wet"

by LSOB23__ November 27, 2016

DJ Green Lantern

Also know as "The Evil Geneuis" Green Lantern is widely known for makin mixtapes. Creates songs and mixes them wit various lyrics from rap artists. He is currently under Aftermath Interscope label.

DJ Green Lantern aka The Evil Geneuis

by MVP February 7, 2005

Lance Pongstrong

When one partakes in the game of Beer Pong, but there is only one ball for a variety of reasons.

Freshman: Oh no! I stepped on the ball and crushed it because I'm so drunk and don't know what's going on!

Senior: Party foul! It's okay, we'll Lance Pongstrong that shit.

by woogoggles August 18, 2010

dry lander

1. The act of purposefully passing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. A selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. Urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.

Disclaimer: It is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.

My conversation with Mary was going so well that I was forced to pull a dry lander.

by Lord Berling July 28, 2007

Salmon Lantern

a very phalic member of ignorance.

jim neglected caution when dangling his salmon lantern amongst a crowd of virtuous turkey vultures.

by slimjim1907 August 25, 2011