A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today. People who claim to be fans of this 'band' usually fall under the line of being female, 6-17 years old, disney channel/high school musical lover, types LiKeSs tHIssS!!! and is extremely annoying.
Person 1: OMG I lOvE tHe JoNaS BRoThErs!! Did yYYou sEe tHem oN DiSnEy CHaNnelLL LaSt nIgHt!!!??
Person 2: No, shut up and go listen to real music instead of drooling over people who don't even write/play their own songs.
Person 2: No, shut up and go listen to real music instead of drooling over people who don't even write/play their own songs.
by thejonasbrotherssuck March 20, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothers mug."Jonascest," is the term used for fanfiction concerning members of the band, the Jonas Brothers, in homosexual relationships with each other.
As the members of the band are all brothers, these relationships are also incestuous.
The term, "Jonascest," comes from the combining of their last name, Jonas, with the word, "Incest."
As the members of the band are all brothers, these relationships are also incestuous.
The term, "Jonascest," comes from the combining of their last name, Jonas, with the word, "Incest."
The best Jonascest pairing is Joe/Nick. Though Joe/Kevin sometimes works. Better YET Joe/Nick/Kevin.
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Joe kissed Nick roughly and pressed him against the cold shower tile. He couldn't wait for the hot, hardcore sex they would have later.
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Joe kissed Nick roughly and pressed him against the cold shower tile. He couldn't wait for the hot, hardcore sex they would have later.
by ZooZoo Magee June 23, 2008
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A savage sagittarius whom is pleased by only the dankest and spiciest memes and only listens to real music like the song "Take On Me"Of by A-ha
by MemeQueen41285 April 2, 2017
Get the Jonah mug.Jonah is an artsy, funny person. He is incredibly intelligent and loves reading. Most of the time, though, his head is in the clouds, which leads to his existential thoughts. He is an amazing artist, whether it comes to music (usually plays the saxophone), cooking, or drawing and painting. When first meeting people appears very shy, but once he warms up he is super fun to talk to! Says random shit. He isn’t very athletic but loves being outside. His greatest quality, though, is that he is very honest. If you tell him a secret, you can be sure it will stay between you and him. Always super kind. Has blonde or brown hair, tall and skinny, usually a sagitarius.
If you ever meet a Jonah, befriend him! He will always listen to you and be very patient.
If you ever meet a Jonah, befriend him! He will always listen to you and be very patient.
by WildRaccoon August 13, 2018
Get the Jonah mug.the diabetic monchichi of the band the jonas brothers. he is owned by disney and therefore forbiden of sex until marriage.
by athanfromasia August 7, 2009
Get the Nick Jonas mug.The best boyfriend a girl can have. Overjealous but he means well.can't take hints and will go far and beyond to protect his girl. Believes that his girlfriend is the best and no one can compare to her. He only sees her and only her.very funny and cool guy to be with. Protective and any girl is lucky to have him. He messes up sometimes but will do anything to fix his mistakes. He loves without a limit and falls too easily. The first girl he dates will be his only girl. Is a complete gentleman and you have to do a couple of first moves in order for him to get out of his comfort zone.listens to a girl. Has hard times getting his point across but means well.
by Fishysgirl November 13, 2012
Get the Jonathen mug.Grandmaster Jonathan Makiling Abaya is the founder and originator of Jendo Filipino Martial Arts based on his own concept and principles called - "Tri-Force" or the "Tatlong Lakas".
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