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jaden hossler

jaden hossler is my daddy and is the KING of all tiktok eboys.
jaden hossler is the hottest person in tiktok

girl jaden 

The most beautiful, amazing,loyal,sweet, girl you’ll ever meet. She has amazing hair and likes to exercise. She takes lots of selfies, but she is very humble about her vainity and acts like it’s nothing. She’ll eventually be an amazing wife and mother. She is very creative and comes up with the most creative gifts.
Girl Jaden is a women’s name
The most Fucking badass dude you've ever seen. He'll steal your girl, and then he'll steal your friends, and then he'll steal your soul. He's a fucking legend and can make you laugh so hard your anus comes out your mouth.
Guy: That guy just stole my girl!
You: He stole mine too!
Other Guy: He must be a Jaden.
Jaden by Mystic Master April 3, 2018
A Jaenus belongs to the Korean Deity Kim Jaejoong (lead singer of top Asian group TVXQ who crash landed on Earth from his home planet, also named Jaenus, after hearing the call of Yundick).

A Jaenus is a deep never ending cavern similar to that of a Limestone cave. The Jaenus has moist pink walls and exudes a strawberry essence. Jaenus is known for being inhabited nearly 24/7 by none other than Yundick aka Anaconda Wang.

A Jaenus is the 8th World Wonder, known for its oxymoronic qualities, such as being a wide expanse that one can crawl into, yet being very tight and "form fitting" at the same time.

A Jaenus also enjoys being filled with various objects, from Anacondas to spiders to the infamous mystery "jellies".
"Wow, the Jaenus is quite pliant today." "Yeah, I think Yundick just finished with it."

"The Jaenus is responding to the call of Yundick. Look at it clench!"
Jaenus by JJLuver33 October 14, 2011
a sexy girl with an attidtude. make her mad and she isnt someone you want to pick a fight with but she is a great friend and sticks around even in your lower then low times.
yoooo....shes pissed dont go near jaene right now.
jaene by fifty1 June 28, 2009
She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!
Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!
Jalanda by stilltexan February 1, 2010