coworker: hey i saw jakob the other day
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?
by MoreCowboyThanJakob February 14, 2025
Jakoby : his middle name means he who supplants /he who builds a firm foundation on the lord . A fun fact that Jakoby is a very masculine name and a famous Basketball player names .
Jakoby is a man who is independent finically . Jakoby is a man of God who has eye for detail and can prophecy .
by Musicismyclarity February 23, 2022
Jakob is the most savage mixed nigga to ever roam the earth. He will always sweep the baddest bitches right off their feet due to his balls being made of solid netherite
by comraderacc November 11, 2021
A guy that's into tractor's. And put's hes 2 inches in the exhaust Pipe, and call's he's tractor Berta
"What is that white stuff in my tractor's exhaust Pipe?" person 1
"I think someone pulled a jakob" person 2
"I think someone pulled a jakob" person 2
by ..?..?.. May 23, 2019
A man who, without doubt, will get A+ in everything possible but will still act like it was soooo hard. But he also share all his work with friends in need, and wont expect anything back (not that he need any help, because he is so smart). He is capable of driving a car, but you might have to pray before. He might also run a marathon...just for fun.
by SicarioMusic June 16, 2019
Jakob is person with huge cock, women simply fell in love with him. He probably has blue eyes and muscular body. Person named Jakob is loyal and romantic.
1: Is that Jakob?
2: Yes, why?
1: He look so good in that yellow t-shirt and that blue eyes are sexy..
2: Yes, why?
1: He look so good in that yellow t-shirt and that blue eyes are sexy..
by Mia_00 July 05, 2021