Jakob

Fake Friend

he just turned his snap map off, he’s a jakob

by pooppoop6996 June 10, 2020

Jakob

A ugly dude who tries way to hard to be funny but his jokes always fall flat and he throws temper tantrums way to often

Should i call Jakob?
No pleasedont just call Martin instead

by jonas ekbock June 22, 2020

Jakob

Jakob is a short boy and he is very funny and he wants to be a f boy. He is a nice boy in the inside but when he is around other boys, he is a complete idiot/jerk. He is a nice dude and he is in the tee hee squad. he always says tee hee. He has brown hair and SHORT. TEE HEE

THE END

There is no way of using this in a sentence it is a name, U STUPID LIL BEE. IT DEFINES A GOOD MATE. IT CAN BE USED IN A SENTENCE AS " JAKOB, U SMALL LIL BOY COME HERE NOWWWW!!!!!"

by KKBABY111111 September 10, 2020

Jakob L

A beautiful boy who tries his hardest. He is kind and caring. He has so many talents, Though he often sells himself short. He is a master of video games and a little scatter brained. But he will love you to the moon and back. He also has gorgeous curls, and he likes when you play with them.

He is so Jakob L man. He's the best.

by Creatures March 22, 2023

Jakob

(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.

Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”

Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”

by Armenianthief January 25, 2023

Jakob Njos

Chief of Horney Police

At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”

by Imyourpapa001 November 5, 2023

Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked

we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild

by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023