by teh_n00berx0r June 11, 2006
The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log
by Miles Labia December 15, 2003
I have her the horizontal neck brace last night.
by KatieFlaherty June 13, 2017
An affliction affecting the meatus of ones penis.
A condition wherein as opposed to the usual vertically oriented 'Japs Eye', it has been rotated by 90 or 270 degrees and now lies horizontally.
See medical condition Oculi Horizontalis.
A condition wherein as opposed to the usual vertically oriented 'Japs Eye', it has been rotated by 90 or 270 degrees and now lies horizontally.
See medical condition Oculi Horizontalis.
Oh My! His banjo string comes off at the side?!" "Don't worry, he's just got one of them horizontal japs eyes.
by drpenisintrigue March 11, 2011
by whiteboyshit August 31, 2014
it's when you order fish sandwich from McDonald's with extra tarter sauce then you go home put it between your mattress and have sex with it until you cum then eat it afterwards
by Detestedanimal July 18, 2017
Music that has a lower BPM generally 85 - 115 that is designed to be listened to while having sex. Often made with female singers or just instrumentals, ironically without actual rap most of the time.
Lovage has an album titled "Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By" , Portishead, Massive Attack's album "Mezzanine", much of UNKLE or DJ Shadow's brilliant debut entroducing, for that matter Bjork's "Debut".
"Last night I threw a move on my old lady, to make sure things went smooth I threw "Book of the Month" on by Lovage. That horizontal hip hop always closes the deal kid!"
"Last night I threw a move on my old lady, to make sure things went smooth I threw "Book of the Month" on by Lovage. That horizontal hip hop always closes the deal kid!"
by DJJ23 April 13, 2016