hefty bag

super size condoms that you leave around the living room to impress your dates; also the condoms your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from family guy and t.v. commmercial for garbage bags...

"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"

man that sex was bad..i couldn't feel a thing because i was wearing a hefty bag my dad got for me.

girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me

by letter.b.12 March 24, 2010

Hoft

Someone who's both hot and soft. Hoft.

Look at Roger Taylor in that interview! He is hoft!

by Rogerina1949 February 4, 2019

Hotty

Daniel Alan David Jones can be linked to gods greatest creation

very sexy hot kinda boy, makes the girls scream

by Kayleigh Walsh September 15, 2004

hefty biscuits and gravy

To defecate on a girl's chest, dip your balls in it, and try to get clumps of shit accumulated on your balls so they resemble biscuits and gravy, then of course all thats left to do is feed it to your lady. (optional)- you may want to share a gentle kiss with her afterward and fish out the poop shards from her teeth with your tongue.
--- XoXo have fun.

Derek gave Tina some hefty biscuits and gravy last night when they were drunk.

by Derek P. May 8, 2008

horty

Another name for the sweetest girl in the whole fruckin world.

The weekend I went to see Horty was like the most amazing weekend ever! I frucken love you you sweet sweet fruck!

by Jizz1 July 24, 2008

hottybombotty

another way of saying somebody is a hottie or a hotty, basically, someone who is a total 10

'wow, mr moore is such a hottybombotty!'

by guess,who,teehee June 25, 2008

hefty

The New Cool means the same exact thing but cool is getting old

he did some hefty tricks skate boardeding then crashed. it was hefty

by Airsoft God May 29, 2007