1 definition by Derek P.

hefty biscuits and gravy

To defecate on a girl's chest, dip your balls in it, and try to get clumps of shit accumulated on your balls so they resemble biscuits and gravy, then of course all thats left to do is feed it to your lady. (optional)- you may want to share a gentle kiss with her afterward and fish out the poop shards from her teeth with your tongue.
--- XoXo have fun.

Derek gave Tina some hefty biscuits and gravy last night when they were drunk.

by Derek P. May 6, 2008