Double hypocrite

When a person is claiming someone else is a hypocrite when in reality they are the hypocrite. This my friends is a double hypocrite. Important factor is if said person uses the word "hypocrite".

Kavita: You're such a hypocrite for sucking ten dicks in a night.

Kavita's mum: You did that last week you double hypocrite

by Ragnarinmybum August 30, 2017

trifling hypocrite

A Trifling Hypocrite is a particularly loathsome individual who is adept at using other's weaknesses against them in a way that makes the person appear to be a saint of some sort. In reality, these individuals are self righteous, slanderous, liars whose loathsome vices and sexual perversions are worse than anyone they've got the audacity to judge has ever done.For example, A Trifling Hypocrite will tell you that they've been celibate for fifteen years right after having a threesome with your boyfriend and the pastor of her Church. Or they might buy some drugs off of their neighbors,and then immediately call we tip on them and get them busted as they get high and watch the cops take them to jail from their window and laugh. Trifling Hypocrites have dogshit for a soul. Three or more in a group is called a Stench. They frequent Churches, AA meetings , back alleys, and glory holes . Dying is the only decent thing these bastards ever do for their fellow man. Trifling Hypocrite Funerals are some of the happiest occasions on the face of the Earth. Mainly because after containing the odious corpses in an old septic tank,NASA shoots them into the center of the Sun. It is the only thing hot enough to ensure against an accidental reincarnation occurring, as it incinerates the bitches completely,soul and all,as it should.

The roar of Joy could be heard above the rocket boosters as NASA launched a Trifling Hypocrite to her final resting place in the center of the Sun.

by Triflegirl January 18, 2018

hypocrite

One whose actions contradict his words; a liberal

That hypocrite sees no problem with killing unborn babies, but a convicted murderer has rights!

by Fuhgeddaboutit April 7, 2005

hypocrite

a fat person talking about sport

fat guy: Gerrard is an awful footballer

normal guy: shut up, you fat hypocrite

by finbarr45 November 14, 2010

hypocrite

A word created to describe someone in a medical profession.

"I will treat patients to the best of my ability...for a price."

Hippocratic Oath = A "binding contract" taken by hypocrites.

by End July 20, 2006

hypocrite

typical Republican

George W. Bush, for many ,many reasons is a huge hypocrite

by Carlooo October 15, 2008

hypocrite

what they all said, except for the presidential definitions, becuase since there are definitions for both bush and kerry, then they would both be hypocrites for calling the other a hypocrite. in short, this isnt a presidential debate forum. shut the fu** up

"hey matt, do you like apple pie?"
"no, its gross"
"really? i love it"
"me too"

by that one kid that did that thing..... January 9, 2005