3 definitions by Triflegirl
A Trifling Hypocrite is a particularly loathsome individual who is adept at using other's weaknesses against them in a way that makes the person appear to be a saint of some sort. In reality, these individuals are self righteous, slanderous, liars whose loathsome vices and sexual perversions are worse than anyone they've got the audacity to judge has ever done.For example, A Trifling Hypocrite will tell you that they've been celibate for fifteen years right after having a threesome with your boyfriend and the pastor of her Church. Or they might buy some drugs off of their neighbors,and then immediately call we tip on them and get them busted as they get high and watch the cops take them to jail from their window and laugh. Trifling Hypocrites have dogshit for a soul. Three or more in a group is called a Stench. They frequent Churches, AA meetings , back alleys, and glory holes . Dying is the only decent thing these bastards ever do for their fellow man. Trifling Hypocrite Funerals are some of the happiest occasions on the face of the Earth. Mainly because after containing the odious corpses in an old septic tank,NASA shoots them into the center of the Sun. It is the only thing hot enough to ensure against an accidental reincarnation occurring, as it incinerates the bitches completely,soul and all,as it should.
The roar of Joy could be heard above the rocket boosters as NASA launched a Trifling Hypocrite to her final resting place in the center of the Sun.
by Triflegirl January 19, 2018
A sudden, uncontrollable erection , that mysteriously springs up at the most innappropriate times imaginable. Such as; during job interviews for teaching pisitions, while testifying in front of a jury when your looking at life in prison, during political debates when your running for office, on your wedding night dancing with all your in laws but not when you dance with your wife, and when meeting your girlfriends five year old Bruce for the first time. Often , medical intervention is necassary, and you probably will need to retain a lawyer as most people report reluctant boners as sexual assaults. These are highly embarrassing erections , and can sometimes be fatal. Be prepared to leave town, as trying to explain a reluctant boner just makes it worse.
My ass is red as,my cheeks because a reluctant boner made an unfortunate appearance just as I met my girlfriend's baby sister and now I've got to move out of town.
by Triflegirl August 11, 2018
A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.
It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.
by Triflegirl January 3, 2020