Hat Job

When a girl takes the backwards hat worn by a frat bro and rubs it on his penis, using the brim as a nozzle to aim is cum.

-Dude she just gave CJ a dirty hat job!
-Aw man his dick must be swollen to a pulp!

by p-gizzle April 20, 2010

Hat on a Goat

A good sample term for explaining arguments or debates you’ve had while avoiding potentially controversial topics and terms.

John: I had the worst debate with someone earlier, we were talking about transgenderism and-
Sam: No, dude, Hat on a Goat.
John: Right. So she thought that we should allow putting a hat on a goat. I was saying that that’s crazy, putting a hat on a goat isn’t a good thing. Then she went full pissbaby mode and...

by NotPieGuy March 10, 2021

hat trick

To individually score three goals in a soccer game.

"Ronaldinho was one goal away from a hat trick."

by PucktheFolice June 30, 2006

Hat Trick

1) In ice hockey, when one player scores 3 goals

2) Fucking, butt fucking and getting a blowjob from your woman all in the same night

I scored a hat trick in last night's game. Then my girlfriend let me score a hat trick with her!

by Nasty Nate September 10, 2003

Hat Girl

this is the girl who looks incredibly good in hats.. like ball caps, snapbacks, fitted, trucker, ANYTHING ;)

who was that Hat Girl at that party? she was really good looking!

by 420smange June 15, 2011

Hat Hooker

A hooker that you pay to wear your favorite hats, which then strangely pleases you.

That Hat Hooker put my bowling cap on and I just about jizzed my pants.

by Tom Jankadewdle June 1, 2011

Hat on a crab

Hat on a Crab is an idiomatic phrase that describes someone who lacks the ability or knowledge to perform simple tasks or understand basic concepts, implying a sense of incompetence or cluelessness in their actions or understanding. This expression is used metaphorically to portray an individual's incapacity or lack of aptitude in accomplishing elementary tasks or comprehending straightforward ideas, highlighting their overall lack of competence or familiarity in the given context.

When it comes to cooking, Lisa is like a hat on a crab - she can't even boil an egg without burning it.

Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.

by _mynoduesp June 19, 2023