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by J. Michael Reiter June 30, 2003
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World's Greatest

In Ultimate Frisbee, the World's Greatest is a move in which a player jumps from within the boundaries of the field to retrieve a disc that has flown out of bounds. In order to pull off a World's Greatest, the player must jump from behind the boundary line, catch the disc in midair, and toss it back into the playing field before he or the disc lands out of bounds, which would result in a turnover. Other definitions of a World's Greatest are more specific. Often to truly be considered a World's Greatest, the disc must be caught by a teammate after returning in-bounds, and some variants state that the disc be caught in the opponent's endzone. To maximize glory while attempting the World's Greatest, a player should lay out while making the catch and subsequent toss. The more bones you break, muscles you pull, and teeth you lose while attempting the World's Greatest will increase your glory by a factor of holy shit. When used in speech, the World's Greatest is often shortened to "the Greatest."
"Oh my God! It's The World's Greatest!"

"Holy shit, did you see Dale pull off that Greatest just now? He's totally getting laid tonight!"
by Percival H. Manjob May 4, 2006
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grease trucks

One of these sandwhiches will take a year off your life.
After Jim ate the 'fat bastard' he went into cardiac arrest.
by Eve March 27, 2005
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GREASER

an insiders definition of a Greaser:

having an affinity for a point in time and history where:

*cars were built to last

*street gangs werent about drugs guns and murder but friendship and a good time

*it was safe to walk down the street late at night

*family was the most important thing in everyones life

*people actually cared about others

*music told a story and wasnt meaningless jabber about drugs, money, cars, B**ches, hoes, and other material posession of the sort.

(a subconscious protest against present day mainstream america meant to insipire nostalgia and remind the world of a better place and time)

greasers are usually characterized by their cuffed blue jeans, pompdours, flanel or white shirts, switchblades, dr martins, chuck taylors, pre 65 cars, and fondness for rockabilly music and other related styles of music.
the people in the movie deuces wild.

look at what Dave is wearing, he is such a greaser.
by Capo Di Tutti Capi July 12, 2006
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grease bucket

Someone who refuses to wash their hair and face, despite constant mockery.
Dude, Carly is such a fucking grease bucket. Do you think she actually owns a shower?
by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005
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Grease Cough

The urge to cough or clear ones throat repetitively, directly caused by eating too much greasy, fast food.
Man, I got the grease coughs now. I just finished eating a 10 piece chicken meal deal. I'm such a fucking fat ass.
by serafina pekkala September 22, 2011
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Nose Grease

The oil gathered on the nose of a human individual throughout the day, or until thier next bath or shower. Most commonly used to clean scratched or defective CDs, DVDs or CD or DVD ROMs.
This CD will not play. Thankfully I havent showered today and I have enough nose grease to fix this.
by Esotericsmonster May 3, 2009
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