Gherkinoid

slang and derogatory term for a race of men with undersized genitalia.

the people in this part of the world are classified as gherkinoids.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

GNARKiLL o

This is a kid who plays gamebattles and is top 1 in runescape ladder.

Got the 2009 trophy for runescape clan games

GNARKiLL o plays runescape

by QuantumGB July 15, 2011

gherkins

a tall endearment for one's member.

paula had always thought that walter thought too highly of his sweet gherkins

by johannes thier November 30, 2006

gerke

A massive pile of Shit

Ellie Sattler(Laura Dern) jammed her arm into a gerke in the original Jurassic Park.

by Mule1234 June 6, 2018

Gerkin

1. noun. (gu`rk_in) He/she that holds more money then they should have. One that st-st-st-studders multiple times especially with the letter "m". A true owner of a landscaping business and the clean up guy on a film crew(who thinks he is a boss). One who cleans up in beer pong along with his teamate who is considered the best in the world(DA). With this team comes respect and a high level of greed. A person who smokes with the cigarettes and the bats. One who lives to trim trees and f sheep. A norweigon circumsized sailer.

I got that gerkin money

trim them trees gerkin

i get high on the reg

its fun to do bad things

I yanked it!!! I yanked the thing gerkin!!

you think you are a hot on gerkin

by gertsen landscaping March 14, 2010

flirkin' your gherkin

masturbation

I'm waiting in the truck for you and you're probably in there flirkin' your gherkin

by tog March 1, 2013

gerkogh

To masturbate while one's penis is twisted 360 degrees from original position. The sperm must project in a spiral formation and smell of asparagus.

Ho, get back here and watch as I gerkogh, dirty skank.

by Peter Preston Mullin April 20, 2008