Glenn’s Dick

(Adj.) nonexistent, does not exist

“Remember women’s rights in the 1700s, they were Glenn’s Dick.”

“Has anyone ever seen Glenn’s Dick? Me neither!”

by Jackiechanskryptonite December 13, 2018

Glenn

A fucking autistic beaver

Person 1: have you seen Glenn?

Person 2: Yeah he’s a fucking autistic beaver

by Seth McDowell October 30, 2022

bogus glenn

a man who is so bogus that he is just disgraceful
usual hangs about the oddfellow arms and is generally lee

e e e e bogus glenn

by Diksuk the big January 4, 2024

The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.

"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

Glenn

A name for a man who has his own buttermilk chicken burger from wetherspoons and has a false tooth

"I'll have MY buttermilk chicken burger" said the Glenn

by Joepenis May 20, 2024

Glenn

Dude who makes the absolute BEST burgers.

Have you had this burger?

The one Glenn made? It's AMAZING

by anonymous January 15, 2024

Glenn

Glenn is a person who loves to suck alot of boto in alpha block kpt 2nd floor

Glenn sucking a penis

by Glenns Father November 21, 2021