funeral climber

A person who's alterior motives at a funeral and the reception afterword, are to schmooze and social climb while attending said services.

Did you see Barb working the room after Dr. O'Connell's service? What a funeral climber!...

by Fred Christ April 23, 2008

funeralize

Funeralize is the state of being resulting from a funeral.

Following Tyrone's death, he was funeralized.

by Alison&Omar September 30, 2006

Viking Funeral

The act of lighting a clump of toilet paper on fire atop ones excrement in a standard toilet bowl and then flushing the toilet causing a beautiful flaming typhoon. The fire and Log are eventually swallowed by the toilet leaving a last puff of smoke with a strong ancient burning odor.

This act is most often deployed when an individual feels the need to mask the smell of their excrement when the standard pack of matches is not available but a lighter is at hand. The burning toilet paper shows a 76% masking of the odor in most cases vs. 89% for a book of matches. Wooden matches provide an impressive 96% masking.

The second most popular reason for deploying this act is for the sheer proudness an individual may feel about the crap they created. As if it deserved to be sent off in style.

That doodie was so awesome. It was shaped like a C for Chris! I had to give it a Viking Funeral Bro!

by crisp11 November 20, 2010

funereal

Referring to a funeral such as in singing 'Save a wretch like me' to Julie.

That song you are singing is very funereal.

by Eric Lenz April 22, 2007

Viking Funeral

A ceremony often done by true weed growers, when a long term mother from which many stem cuttings have been taken from to grow new plants (normally propagate a good genetic line). Is finally ready for retirement. The mother is taken to flowering stage, and when ready, smoked in a solemn (at first) ceremony to thank her for her gifts

My hammerhead mother is ready, 2 years, 30 cuttings, I flowered it and now its time to give the old lady a viking funeral

by Cyberian Bear September 15, 2011

fune

(Pronounced f-you-n) Another word for fun.

The ride was fune as hell!

by Ali K June 27, 2005

funeral charades

A game of charades where someone has actually suffered physical injury or death, but those around them do not know. Much like the death of TV celebrity Redd Fox, who suffered a heart attack as co-workers unknowingly thought he was doing an impression of his character.

When John ate that poisioned shrimp coctail, we played a game of funeral charades.

by Monkeypuff April 26, 2006