Melyssa Ford

One of the finest carmel brown supermodels to ever come from North of the American border. I'd be her lawful wedded husband if she'd have me. Jessica Rabbit is her nickname, but Viagra with legs is more like it. She has appeared in almost every major hip-hop video in the last two years., including Usher's "Yeah!". If I were to die today, I'd like to be reincarnated as one of her favorite pairs of undies, or just a new molecule of her body.

Melyssa Ford is the true definition of a beatiful women inside out.

Melyssa for will be my wife one day if she'll have me

Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way!

DDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004

Ford Contour

A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.

She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.

by NYkid420 February 26, 2010

Ford GT

The best american car, and the bane of all imports. A must for American car enthusiasts who have an extra 120K to throw around. Plus ricer racers fear it like the grim reaper.

Ricer Racer: OMG it r teh Ford GT!
Ford GT driver: lol@you
Ricer Racer: Shit! Run! Our skylines can never win!
Ford GT driver: haha, you better run!

by jenou May 10, 2007

Ford Lightning

The fastest production pick up truck on the planet

.... theres on in the garage...

by Jacob A. December 11, 2003

Fordian Slip

An extremely innapropriate remark or action bluntly made to a large public audience. In reference to Mayor Rob Ford.

"I have plenty to eat at home. oh shit, I fucked up, sorry toronto, just another fordian slip" - Rob Ford

by CakeBadger November 14, 2013

Ford Fiesta

Ford Fiesta is a car made by Ford that is superior to other cars. (Especially BMW!)

Ford Fiesta is the best man!

by SpeedyPie July 23, 2016

Rob Fording

The act of getting all wasted and doing crack.

Guy 1: Man, you were out of control last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was Rob Fording it pretty hard.

by cokemidget November 10, 2013