Flump

The act of being flumpy. Sad, being out of it or not feelin it.

Wizzie: Tf is wrong with you bro? Why won't you hit this bleezy?
Domonigga: Man, i've been feelin hella flumpy

by Wizzie April 20, 2014

Flump

The act of consentual Sexual Intercourse

I'd flump her/him for one!
I'd d her/him for a flump!
FLUMP!
i want a flump!

by smillsy August 12, 2005

Flumping

A sexual act which is easy to try but difficult to master. The art of flumping involves two people pushing their asses against each other, with one individual farting so that said fart enters into the recipient's anus.

"How would you like to Flump?"

I sure could use a rough Flumping!"

by Flumpmaster777777 June 13, 2011

Flump

To shag, or indeed attempt to shag, a fat person's navel.

Not to be mistaken for the much loved pink/white marshmallow treat. Although it is not inconceivable to try and combine the two.

Get a load of her! Get me a night of flumping in there i reckon.

by The Jolly Mr Poo November 18, 2010

flumpus

an unerect penis, or any other type of floppy material

ohhhhhhh flumpus.

one time he slapped her with his flumpus and she cried.

by p-mo May 22, 2006

flump

The action of letting out your gut after the fine chick has just walked by.

Jason flumped out

by bread infection December 5, 2009

flumpy

The act of performing oral sex while the receiver is defecating into a toilet bowl.

While I had a case of bad diarrhea, some girls from the second floor were nice enough to give me some flumpies.

by Flumpy Master May 13, 2005