featherweight

An obnoxious teenager who pretends to be blind-drunk after unwittingly drinking a plain Red Bull, expecting vodka or Jack Daniels to be mixed inside.

"Leah is such a featherweight, it's embarrassing!"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Purple Feather

A purple feather is when a girl sucks on a man's penis so long and so hard that the penis becomes purple from the less-oxygenated blood.

"Dude, I she sucked my dick so hard last night that I got a purple feather."

by sillyson776 November 15, 2011

feathered indians

the pubes left in your bed after tussling all night

GOD James you left Feathered Indians all over my sheets!

by Ashelberry August 23, 2021

feather foot

The opposite of a lead foot. Someone who takes forever to get up to speed, or is a slow driver.

"Man, I almost got hit making that left turn. Some feather foot got me stuck in the middle of the intersection."

"I caught every red light on my way over here. Some people are just feather feet."

by [zack] May 20, 2010

feather pluckin

To be used instead of 'Mother fuckin'.

Close relative of 'Clucking Bell' (fucking hell).

Na na na na na... it's the feather pluckin D.O. double D. (ken dodd!)

by Jonathan Higgs February 3, 2006

smooth one's / sb's (ruffled) feathers

to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended

Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.

by Petyush April 11, 2005

featherwood

woman of Ariean Blood

She's a Featherwood.

by Merry m.f. Bills July 16, 2008