Flatté

Putting in an order for flat white but being presented instead with a latté: Flatté

When an order for a flat white is made but the waiter brings you a latté instead then when suddenly becoming aware hesitates and apologetically offers to replace it with the original request, but you shrug your shoulders accept the latte and assure by exclaiming "mate your note was misread as a 'flatté'!"

by k9999r December 9, 2010

Flatten A Banana

To have sex with someone.

Hey, bro. Wanna hang out later?

Sorry but I gotta go flatten a banana.

by sexinatacostand February 28, 2011

flatterance

flatterence, flattering, you get the gist.

I suppose I'll have to redirect my flatterance (def a word) to you

by d@rwin April 28, 2021

Flattening the curve

The upcoming newest euphemism for a mommy make-over.

Sandra, wanting to do her part and save the world as well as her desirability to the young studs, just her appointment with the plastic surgeon so he could aid her in flattening the curve.

by BS euphamisms March 21, 2020

Fittle Fattle

The ultimate MC word for the "real deal".

"Yo dowg, much love holla atcha boy... pzio on the Fittle Fittle"

by Salvdor October 7, 2003

Beyond the flattering smile.

a phrase meaning that when a Korean woman flatters you by smiling at you in order to escape from imminent personal danger you should know she will betray you without hesitation

I won’t fall for her honeyed words, beyond the flattering smile. I’m gonna repatriate the hooker to back the Korean Peninsula.

by Amamo-chan January 29, 2006

flattened

a more extreme word for flattered - beyond flattered - so flattered that you are overwhelmed.

hannah: "you will be totez awesome and eat some pie."
dana: "i'm past flattered!! i'm FLATTENED!!!"

by darnz August 21, 2008