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Flaccideous

A combination of the words "flaccid" and "hideous" used to describe a whole new level of ugly (women). The condition of (a woman) being so hideous, the sight of her makes most mens' erections deflate into a useless flap.
"Damn dude, have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? She is looking flaccideous!"
by om3g@ October 9, 2008
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Flaccid Vagina

A Flaccid Vagina is basically a vagina that's no where close to being aroused. It could also be a virgin vagina that's never been wet before or fingered or has felt an orgasm. It's fresh and soft like your grandmother's freshly baked homemade buttery biscuits.

It could also refer to a gay male who's anus is also a virgin.
"I'm a total virgin. Guess I'll be having my Flaccid Vagina for a longer time."
by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015
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flaccid boner

A tough guy in movies that really is actually just a nice guy softie. Such as Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You.
Man, Mike is such a tough guy. What are you talking about, Mike is just a flaccid boner! He might seem tough, but really hes just a total softie!
by SuperCunt_aka_FlaccidBoner November 25, 2017
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Flaconadir

Person A: Are you a Flaconadir fan?
Person B: You mean the Peacock Simp Supreme? Yeah, I love his YouTube channel!
by BurtonBlaidd November 4, 2020
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flachulence

what stinks, did u flachulate?
by finkleburg March 28, 2004
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Flacco

Derived from Latin word Flacdemic
(n)Unibrowed alumnus of a scholarly institution of higher learning, The University of Delaware, who also simultaneously dominates life(s) in general.

(adj) Unibrow with the thickness of Ed Reed's pubic beard
Have you seen how that broseph dominates life? He is one Flacco.

Did you hear that Tim Tebow is gay? That is so not Flacco
by Lord K.C. Keeler of Tubby Ray January 11, 2009
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Flaccid

Flaccid; a word used to describe a negative situation. Often used to describe someone's life. It literally means that someone has "flopped", or failed.
"Life is so flaccid" - meaning life sucks.
"This is so flaccid" - meaning this sucks.
by massivefaggot June 18, 2013
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