Fitter

A knuckle dragging person, who isn’t really bright and uses very large spanners and big hammers to undo nuts and bolts. They generally do a 4 year apprenticeship, which consist of 2 year learning how the undo the bolt, then the next 2 years learning how to do it up. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.

Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.

They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.

There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.

They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.

Fitter - spanner monkey, that is a slow learner.

by Glenn Radford February 27, 2021

monkey fisted

Act of being shafted, ripped off, screwed over.

I got $10 for a days work, I've been monkey fisted.

by Phil Archer September 19, 2007

shinger my fitter

To stick your fingers into someones poop shoot!
(finger my shitter mixed around)

"dude, mitch's mom is on fire!! I wanna shinger her fitter!"
"hey jim, shinger my fitter!"

by sknudson April 8, 2008

Fatted

Verb.

The act of someone being fat or engaging in activities that would make them become fat.

"Count to three!" she said as she fatted, while chugging Gatorade, spilling the drink all over her chin, neck, and breasts.

"What a dragon..." I noted.

by Jardy B November 22, 2009

Fitter

To update ones Facebook status more often, therefore eliminating the need for a Twitter account.

Why don't you just fitter about it?

If I had an iPhone, all I would do would be fitter!

by shockheaded October 29, 2009

Fitzed

To unknowingly french kiss a girl shortly after she has performed oral sex on a friend.

After the stripper and I left the bathroom stall, my friends threw salami at me and told me I had been fitzed.

by tmplyr April 28, 2010

m-fitzed

to ask questions to the point where it is not necessary to continue asking.

"I m-fitzed your day by bugging you and asking you 5 different questions in three different ways, and when I got the original answer for a 6th time, which was the right answer, I continued to ask even more questions in different ways that don't help anything."

by _bwj0n3s_ April 22, 2009