Filthy Helga

Cousin to a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike the Dirty Sanchez, the poop is not on the female's upper lip, instead wipe it between her eyebrows like a unibrow *resembeling a oversized cockeyed russian nanny named helga*

damn last nite my girl got mad at me beacuase she wanted a filthy sanchez and instead i gave her my new move the filthy helga its when you rub the shit between her eyebrows lol

by big dick flores August 16, 2007

filthy mitt

the act of sticking a entire hand in someones rectum with the thumb inserted in the vagina wearing the person like a mitt.

it's hard to find a girl who will let you give her a filthy mitt.

by kwil15 June 2, 2010

noob filter

A mechanism, task or object used to separate people that are of high quality or ability from those that are not - to proverbially "separate the wheat from the chaff". Most commonly used to describe bosses/levels in singleplayer/co-op games, but can be used in real life too.

playing a co-op computer game
"This wave (6/10) is way too hard. Only teams with real good teamwork and communication can seem to pass it."
"Yup, it's a real noob filter."

after an exam
"How was the paper?"
"I think it was alright, I just couldn't do questions 3, 6 and 8."
"Same, I guess those are the noob filter questions."

by Randomystick November 17, 2020

filf

father id like to fuck

ur dads a filf

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Filthy Nigger

Same thing as a nigger. Just an extra adjective to throw off their tiny spook brains.

Look it's a filthy nigger

by IH8Niglets January 9, 2011

Filthy Mulligan

When you go to put your dick in a woman's pussy and miss sticking it in her ass. She doesn't care and gives you another shot to get it in her pussy before cleaning off.

I went to fuck my girlfriend and missed her pussy and sliding in to her ass. She was so horny she let me have a filthy mulligan and take another shot while my dick as still dirty.

by AGrasso1971 July 31, 2016

filthy pirate hooker

A dirty woman who has sex with many many pirates

Leah is a filthy pirate hooker that love seamen

by rl1634 January 20, 2009