Louisiana Fast

when your having sex in a Popeye's, but cum prematurely

Bro did you hear about Jake and Kylie's Louisiana Fast?

by l_y_s_o_l January 11, 2022

Fast Freddy

A low life, blue gummed, spear chucker that is drunk on his dilutions of greatness and is anything but fast, and it was said that his intelligence is best modeled by looking in center of a doughnut,

That fast Freddy just took the whole eight inches like a champ.

by Billy Crystal May 1, 2019

Fast forward

To overdose on drugs and go into a coma, essentially fast forwarding time

My friend is about to fast forward. He took too much nyquil.

by Crystalization November 5, 2018

fast widow

The term used to describe a woman who has ensured that her date leaves a venue, such as a bar, restaurant, or party, so that she may remain and prospect for eligible males. A particularly popular in online dating.

Louis' date pulled a fast widow, hitting on half the guys at the bar after he left.

by kleber August 28, 2006

fast-hair

a word to describe a number of different hairstyles that is combed back or tied back in a way that makes the wearer appear to be going fast all the time. The most common application of this word is the new trend with females who wear their hair in a stylish pony tail complete with a large ramp like projection at the front of their head created by means of hair pins, hair products and really long bangs, giving them the appearance of constantly moving at lightning speed.

The O.C.'s Alex Kelly (she sported it often)

by tenfouroverandout July 13, 2005

Fast mama

A girl who takes a another girls man

Girl 1: hey look at Felicia we should invite her to weave shopping

Girl 2: hell no everyone know she a fast mama.

by Guy iw June 30, 2016

the fast and the furious

People that generally do things quickly and people that are extremely angry.

Jeff can run a mile in 4 1/2 minutes. Kevin always gets really mad and beats the shit out of people. Together, I'd probably consider them to be the fast and the furious.

by Nick D October 15, 2003