Flusterbate

(verb) /fləs-tər-bāt/

To get so turned on mid-conversation that you lose track of what you were saying and just mentally check into an X-rated daydream.

She said “power dynamic,” and I flusturbated so hard I forgot my own name. Flusterbate.

by CtrlAltDeLICK March 26, 2025

Fasturbating.com

Fasturbating.com - Fast Masturbating

Website of adult comntent for live adult video communication

I'll go to visiti Fasturbating.com for a quick morning Masturbation!

by Goofy77 April 19, 2025

Frusterbate

When you’re frustrated, so you masturbate.

Jim lost so many games of Fortnite, he needed to frusterbate.

by artysm July 5, 2025

fastrated

Portmanteau of fast + frustrated
alternative for hangry; used by people who do not like to be labelled hangry

Ian: How is your boss treating you, son?

David: Like I’m a brainless drone who owes him my soul.
Ian: You don't have to be rude, I was just making conversation,
David: Oh sorry, it is just that I'm fastrated

Ian: What does that mean, fastrated?

Debrah: It means that he is hangry, and of course he is, he only ate chips for lunch!

by StoryfromAthens January 11, 2026

hate masterbate

When you’re mad at your significant other and you go off privately to masterbate. During this particular masturbation you think about your significant other and why you’re mad at them.

Julie forgot to buy a gift for our anniversary, so I hate masterbated.

by phantomofthedictionary December 29, 2017

YouTubian Masterbater

A person who gets a thrill from blasting individuals on YouTube who post about nothing and expects monetary gain. A non gifted content creator.

This girl is nothing more than a YouTubian Masterbater.

by Tretalkradio April 12, 2021

Chronic masterbater

This is the point of masterbation when only you can make yourself ejaculate

Hey you know Jack G, yea that kids full blown chronic masterbater

by UpsetTexas065 March 17, 2026