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fartknocker

One who engages in anal sex, the penetrator, not the penetratee
He's a right fartknocker
by Greblord February 1, 2005
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Farkle

A fart with a bit of doo-doo sparkle.
by kelsiecole July 6, 2011
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farkel

The act of solving a dispute using the child's game of "Paper, Rock, Scissor".
Matt and I couldn't decide which concert to go to so we farkeled to settle the argument.
by Rick April 22, 2003
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Farkus

Any individual who has the genetic characteristics of pale skin, freckles, and most notably, red hair. A reference to Scott Farkus, a character from the motion picture A Christmas Story.
That girl would be hot if she wasn't a farkus.
by Dirtball September 14, 2005
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fark

A great place to comment on things you know nothing about and provide insensitive advice for pathetic hapless losers with women problems.
My farkin'GF left me what should I do?

Advise: Make reference to internet pornography and frequent masturbation to cure GF problem
by Frank June 22, 2003
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Skutt Farkas

derived from the film "A Christmas Story" a term referring to a person with red hair pale skin who is very ugly and angry.
Scott Forsythe is a butt baby skutt farkas.
by Scott forsythe November 8, 2003
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Farkel

Someone who is just flat out nerdy.

They wear calf high socks pulled all the way up with their shorts;

they wear sandals with socks on;

the kind of people you just look at and wonder how they survive from day to day because they are just so... unique, but in a bad way;

the kind of people look like rednecks, stuck in the 90s, who's dressed by their grandmas, and is just flat out retarded;

the kind of people as Carlos Mencia would say "D D D";

the kind of fat lady who wears sweatpants and crocks, a shirt with Weenie the Pooh on it, and has her gut hanging out while walking around Walmart talking to random people;

somebody with four toes two are attached, who cuts and stitches toe socks to fit their inbred feet, then wears sandals so that everyone can see.
Person 1: Look over there!

Person 2: Wow! Knee high socks and shorts, and a mullet!! What a farkel!
by Kolten November 1, 2008
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