Faffy

someone who is really fit, derived from the term F.A.F

'Shit, did you see Sam with his shirt off?'
'Yeah, he is WELL faffy'

by Benjy-x August 30, 2009

faff

an abbreviation meaning fuck a fake friend

"#faff we hated you anyways"

by mattyhealeyenthusiast November 11, 2015

faff

a posh person lookin down ther nose at u

that faff can go fuck a tree cuz hes getin on my nerves

by gracie-lou December 16, 2002

faffing

another word for fucking, because it has the same plosive nature (you can really explode it when you say it) it starts with 'f' and you can say it in front of your mum...

"shitbas, just hit my faffing head on the door!"

by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005

faff

Horrible looking Toyota. Or is it a Hyundai?
Who really knows.

Ooo...look at that Hyundai...ooops...it's a Faff
Ooo look...a 20Faffing piece of sh*t

by me init May 25, 2006

Farfed

Means whatever you want it to mean.
Preferably if you can't be bothered contributing to something.

I can't be farfed

by Einsteinsmyuncle June 8, 2011

faffed up

The term used when someone trys being a badass by getting fucked up

Halee: Im gonna get straight faded tonight!!!!!
Kyle: Your such a badass getting faffed up tonight.

by K Chap & B-rad & Stan tha man June 28, 2009