cock facilitate

To assist another in hooking up. Antonym to cockblock.

Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone to hookup because her roomate would cock facilitate, by leaving and giving them privacy.

by max100 May 31, 2009

Hutt Faced

Getting so drunk that you have past the Shit-Faced stage and are now Hutt Faced.

J Hutt gets so wasted that shit faced doesn't even describe how drunk he was. He went from Shit-Faced to Hutt Faced!

by brennanhuff October 20, 2009

Red Faced Push

When you are taking a shit and have to exert extreme force in order to expel it out of your ass, thus causing more blood to rush to your face.

***Caution, this can break face capillaries.

Dave: "Hey, Unis, we can't go out to the bar tonight."

Unis: "Why is that?"

Dave: "I'm doing a red faced push and some of my capillaries might burst. I don't want my bro to see me like this."

Unis: "Well dear, you know I hear that Loreal matte make up works wonders!"

by titans101 May 8, 2010

E-facial

When a guy masturbates while on skype with a female and cums on the image of her face to simulate a real life facial. Very popular for long distance relationships and in Frankfurt, Germany.

Mary: How are you and Bryan doing?
Sallie: We're better than ever! He's been giving me E-facials over skype and it's really saved our relationship!

by Claire Loves E-facials. November 20, 2010

open faced ruben

An infected vagina with white cheese (puss)

I was really into Claire until I pulled down her yoga pants and saw an open faced ruben.

by JMFE April 6, 2011

Ric Faced

When you are so drunk that shit faced doesn't cut it.

John: "Eric you have had like 2 beers slow down."
Eric: "IM SO RIC FACED RIGHT NOW."

by to ric or not to ric July 31, 2011

Tight-faced

To be tight in the facial features. Usually having very defined cheekbones, and taught facial skin.

Those tight-faced bitches be thirsty.

by academyresearcher August 28, 2013