Ejaculate

Ejaculate came from the first people to have sex that spoke modern English, Jack and Jill. Jill was really upset with the sex they were having, and she already knew orgasming was not going to happen, and was like 'eeh-Jack, you late'. And ever since it stuck, figuratively, for when sex ends because of the guy involved.

"Can you please ejaculate the CD?"

"Do you mean eject?"

"Yes, you're right."

by The dead sea May 19, 2016

Ejaculate Consumption Theory

The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.

The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.

by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008

Retarded Ejaculation

During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.

Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation

by my pet tit August 28, 2011

Hormonal Ejaculation

Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.

A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.

B : Ah Shit, For real ?

A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.

A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...

by Eliminist August 7, 2010

Procrastinate Ejaculate

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.

Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.

by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017

powdered ejaculated

When your really dehydrated and you cum and looks like a puff of dry powdered milk.

Wtf was that!! Looked like i just powdered ejaculated like filling a ballon with flour and poping it.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

Ejaculawesome

Something so awesome it causes one to ejaculate.

The season premiere of Doctor Who was so freakin' ejaculawesome I needed to change my pants like three times.

by JakAttak45 December 2, 2010