Ejaculation narcolepsy

When a guy becomes instantly tired and/or falls asleep as soon as his side of the deal is complete and he has ejaculated. This is regardless of length of time or time of day of said session.

"So, how was it with Peter?"

"Oh fine, but he got ejaculation narcolepsy after only 27 seconds so our time was cut short."

by Simone88 April 4, 2010

ejaculation proclamation

A signature statement made by a man who is about to shoot his load.

Joe- "Dude what's your Ejaculation Proclamation?"
Carl- "I like to say the volcano is about to blow all over her town then scream HOT LAVAAAA"

by Jefferspin November 20, 2013

creative ejaculation

When some one has too many ideas, tries to be over-creative and you just want to finish the damn thing.

- What if we do a crazy pink rabbit?
- No, the first idea was fine!
- What about a orange sheep?
- NO, stop this creative ejaculation!

by zidu October 5, 2010

immature ejaculation

Similar to premature ejaculation except male acts childish and throws a tantrum.

It was just an immature ejaculation all around, i mean he was throwing clothes across the room, yelling, crying; i must have been really drunk.

by Kif-exel March 1, 2011

partial evacuation

an incomplete bowel movement, requiring an additional trip or trips back to the restroom to finish emptying one's colon.

I hate when I only have a partial evacuation. Nothing feels better than taking a nice complete dump.

by Dr. Do Little October 12, 2012

Essay Evacuation

When you are doing an extremely boring essay, decide you have better things to do, and hit the print key without editing it.

I didn't want to waste anymore of my time on that dumb essay so I just decided to do essay evacuation.

by sameopet April 8, 2013

Evacucation

Hurricane Evacuation turned into a short, adventure-filled vacation which usually involves sleeping on a friend of a friend's couch, sitting in awful traffic and playing drinking games while watching CNN (Take a drink every time someone says "catastrophic")

During Hurricane Gustav we went on an evacucation to Atlanta.

by MargieNOLA October 23, 2008