Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 6, 2019
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Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.
One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.
A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.
One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.
A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.
That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.
That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
Get the Existence Coach mug.Refer to life, existence is also a disease. The disease cannot spread, but anything, anyone has this disease since they were first welcomed to this cruel world. Oh, you Karen think YOUR ANTI-VAXX METHOD is gonna save you from this thing? WRONG. YOU’RE DEAD WRONG. In fact, even if you were vaccinated, you can’t get away from it anyways. It kills people slowly, but have a 100% fatality rate, there was no cure, there is currently no cure, and there will be no cure for this disease. How long this disease takes to kill a host is based on the host itself. A plastic piece can last to 100 years while a college student stuck in student loans takes as much as 14 years. It is the main reason for depression and almost any other diseases.
by Lemon_is_good April 17, 2020
Get the existence mug.A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.
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Get the Non-existent weiner mug.A thing that you are, you are just this word. You are a blob in the universe of existence. Thats it, The end :)
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Get the Existence mug.I'm going to yeet myself out of existance
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