premature ejaculation

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in

"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"

by Josh May 3, 2004

Explosive Ejaculation

A male ejaculation with extreme force and pain.

While i was masturbating, i had an explosive ejaculation.

by wikywhat2 October 20, 2009

Ejaculatories

Ejaculatories: a noun.
The fluids that spew fourth from the penis durring the male orgasm. May or may not be fertile seed (aka containing competent sperm). Also found to be quite tastey by most sluts and/or skanks.

She swallowed every last bit of his ejaculatories.

Wash the ejaculatories off of your hand before you fondle your pogs.

by The Muffin Man May 7, 2004

ejaculation annihilation

When cum exits the penis at a high velocity and pressure. This is a dangeros and somewhat arrousing funcion that can kill whoever it hits.

Stephen: Did you hear what happened to Suzan?
Bitch: No what happened?
Stephen: She was going down on Greg and he had a ejaculation annihilation... her funeral is on the 15th.
Bitch: Omg that must of hurt like the dickens.

by Roberto el Fancypants March 7, 2008

Pool Noodle Ejaculation

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013

ejacula'tte

When you ejaculate into someone's coffee

I gave my girlfriend a ejacula'tte

by thepenguin3773 December 15, 2011

ejaculatory juice

what comes out during an orgasm

friend:"dude what's on your bathroom door?"

you:" oh that is my ejaculatory juice!"

by keggs December 28, 2005