Dismount

Something requested by Correctional Officers when catching prisoners during institutionalized homogenization.

Gentlemen, Dismounts!

by Sique Puppi October 19, 2008

Desmond

When someone, preferably a guy, looks like Desmond from the TV show LOST.

They have long, but poofy brown hair and look like they would have an Australian accent, but don't.

"OMG! That guy looks like Desmond from LOST!"

"Ohh.. wooahh...woahoh, there are two guys on the Nipomo Track Team that look like Desmond. Desmond #1 and Desmond #2."

"Hey, there's Desmond #1."

by Von Button May 23, 2006

Dyson

To Dyson is the name given to the act of sucking up ones recently ejaculated semen through the eye of the penis. Most commonly caused by the victim being interrupted during masturbation during climax. This shock leads to the testicles expanding slightly internally, thus creating a vacuum inside the testes which therefore sucks the semen back into the testes. If done on a regular basis this can cause severe aching of the testes and may cause one or both of them to pop violently and randomly, normally when sexually aroused.

"Hey son how was your day?"
"Shit dad go away, knock next time! You made me Dyson!!"
"Oh sorry son, my bad"

by RVALDEN May 11, 2010

Dental Dysmorphia

A misconception about the way one's teeth look; the misconception that one's teeth are terrible.

Her dental dysmorphia was so severe that she thought the .05 inch space between her 2 front teeth was a mile wide.

by Evy G August 18, 2009

dysdoxant

Having an opinion which is wrong; one whose opinion is wrong.

If you don't agree with me, you are a dysdoxant.

by Jon December 23, 2003

dyslogy

- an unfavorable speech wherein one publicly talks shit about another.

Rob must really hate Kris, he gave a whole dyslogy about her today on Facebook.

by Rob Geezy June 14, 2011

Dismorr

The best family to belong to. Full of amazing, caring people who will love you no matter what. Dismorr's always stand up for themselves and their friends. If you know a Dismorr hold on to them, you'll never find someone better! And they're sexy!!

Karere boy: Oi man, my best mate is so awesome!
Friend: Why?
Karere: That nigga's a Dismorr!

by hey butterfly December 27, 2012