Dismorr

The best family to belong to. Full of amazing, caring people who will love you no matter what. Dismorr's always stand up for themselves and their friends. If you know a Dismorr hold on to them, you'll never find someone better! And they're sexy!!

Karere boy: Oi man, my best mate is so awesome!
Friend: Why?
Karere: That nigga's a Dismorr!

Dismorr by hey butterfly December 27, 2012

dismoral 

Dismoral is any action which lowers group spirit.
Usually said by irritated with their, rarely, team low ability of doing something.
Often heard in teamplay games or, in work, from bosses.
In most situations, it's followed by illusion of right extimating someones' performance.

"-Screw you, team..." — mild example of dismoraling.
"You cannot even action, you flame." — another example with two free fillable slots.

dismoral by TheUnone May 11, 2016

reversal body dismorphic disorder

This has to be credited to Gimme, Gimme Gimme (BBC2 or 1), but proves be such a useful put down!!! Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD) is, commonly, where a beautiful person looks in the mirror and sees a minger, swap donkey, bush pig staring back at them. Well, Reveral Body Dismorphic Disorder is where a hideously unattractive, usually overweight girl with particularly bad skin (it's my glands you see, nothing to do with the 18 Big Macs and 10 bars of family sized Galaxy I eat a day)looks into the mirror, and instead of seeing the bloated blob before her, sees a combined image of Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie - therefore believing herself to be the epitome of beauty!!! Hence - Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder

"Doctor, is it serious? I'm going to be on the front cover of Nuts, and can't keep the photographer waiting!!!"

"Well, you're five stone over weight and got skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder. Fetch Gillian McKeith, nurse!"

reversal body dismorphic disorder by Jon Dawson March 29, 2007

status dismorphia 

a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.

'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'

'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'

status dismorphia by nink February 7, 2008

dismorphed 

To be warped, or disfigured in any way.

"That driftwood is terribly dismorphed.

dismorphed by skypirate00217 November 20, 2010

Discorrible 

Something so awful that both the adjectives disgusting and horrible must be applied in order to achieve full explanation.

suzi's bad hair cut is frightening -- almost discorrible!

Discorrible by Betty September 14, 2003

dismorning 

The period of time between when you start work in the morning and when you have a lunch break. According to Dan, it's a word without definition and that spell check must've got it wrong, with that stupid squiggly red line under it...
Also, a typical example of 'Australianisms' whereby, we as a people are too lazy to say 2 separate words, so we string them together into 1.

Hi Alice, we have received your 16 boxes at 11:00am dismorning as scheduled.

Couldn't get out of the bed dismorning

dismorning by The Dock Guy November 2, 2011