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chocolate dumpling

The act of placing one's testicles inside a woman's anus while masturbating onto her vagina. The woman will then lick any fecal matter clean from the man's scrotum. Though this is much thought to have been originated by the Chinese, there is now clear evidence that Brazilians have been performing this activity since 1300 A.D.
William further expanded his sexual horizons by performing a chocolate dumpling on Lindsey.
by taint_pleasures August 23, 2009
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chicken and dumplings

The best food ever.
It's best with more dumplings than chicken.
Eaten by both southern and black people.
Cracker Barrel serves the best Chicken and Dumplings ever.
by asianchow42 August 5, 2008
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devon dumpling

A member of an ethnic race of subnormal intelligence.A devonian.
I'm a devonian born and bred,
strong in the arm and thick in the head.
"I'm never going to Tiverton again,it's full of dumb DEVON DUMPLINGS."
by mugwump November 13, 2004
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Steamed Dumpling

That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.
1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."

2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"
by Crankshaw September 28, 2009
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British Dumplings

The act of receiving head or domeski while performing an upper-tanker
Rex was doing an upper tanker at this chicks house and this sloppy chick came in and started giving him head, it was the best british dumplings story i ever heard.
by thickness May 4, 2007
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Dabbin Dumplings

When you're at the end of the toothpaste (or anything in a tube) and you're trying to get that last bit out.
Yo Ma! We need more toothpaste. I'm Dabbin Dumplings ova here.
by sachemisms December 5, 2017
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diddly dumple

you can go suck my diddly dumple
by harrysaidso August 2, 2016
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