downtown business

A man's nether regions; male naughty bits; a guy's private parts

His pants are so tight, you can see his downtown business!

by Michele N. February 2, 2006

downtown screamer

spreading the lips of a vagina, inserting your face and screaming as loud as you can to the point of that where it echoes and reverberates inside the womb

Like oh my g, jake totally gave me a downtown screamer, i could feel it in my chest and i accidently squirted him in the back of the throat

by Chaz ferguson from myspace July 31, 2006

Downtown Derby

A sexual act, and a certain form of bukkake. A white woman has a group of ten African-American men or more, completely naked and ready to screw. One man jerks off over the woman at a time, and he only has 30 seconds to ejaculate. The next man in line repeats the process, and so on, and so on, until the woman is completely covered with semen.
The origin of this term is quite simple, but a little racially biased. Downtown, referring to the African-Americans, symbolizes "gangsta," "pimp," etc.
Derby, however, is a different story. Racecar driving, AKA "NASCAR", is only watched by Caucasian rednecks, which is why it refers to the white woman. It also signifies why the males have to ejaculate so quickly.

Dude, did you see that video on insert porn website name here?
Yeah, bro, she totally got a Downtown Derby!

by Suk-Ji Long-Shlong July 15, 2010

Going downtown Chinatown

A person performing oral sex on a woman

I told my friend he was Going downtown Chinatown on me, and it was on and poppin'.

by Bad Girl Betsy March 28, 2007

go downtown and run some errands

Masturbating, especially when really worked up

After spending an entire day at a conference with my sexy co-worker, I had to go downtown and run some errands.

by OnALeash August 29, 2010

downtown brown

When a person takes a dump around the rim of a toilet and puts the seat back down on the shit.

R: What Happened at the club last night?

K: I sat on a toilet and shit squeezed out of the side getting all over my clothes.

R: dude you sat on a downtown brown

by theeurbandictionary March 13, 2011

DOWNTOWN

Opposite of "UPTOWN";a popular 1965 song performed by Petula Clark;

Man Buford,I surely am` bored. I think I`ll hop in the old jalopy and go DOWNTOWN and find me a woman!

by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003