The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008
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Aaron: "Dude, I just got distanced. I thought that girl looked hot from far away, but I saw her up close and she was a straight fugo."
Aryeh: "That sucks, man"
Aryeh: "That sucks, man"
by FunkMFlex March 12, 2009
Get the Distanced mug.An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage
Distard: NICK JONAS IS HAWT.
Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.
Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!
Normal Person: uggghhhh!!
Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.
Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!
Normal Person: uggghhhh!!
by Zero94 October 6, 2010
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Get the Deinstall mug.Pseudo scientific nerd lingo for a girl that looks great from far away and then ugly as hell when you get up close to her. She looks like a shining star from across the room, but up close, she makes you shudder and cringe.
One nerd: "Hey check out that babe over there across the room".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
Other nerd who's seen her up close already:
"Distal star proximal dog".
by Low Class Loser June 26, 2008
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