Hedgehog's Dilemma

A rather uninteresting electro group from Ashland Oregon. Sounds like what you'd hear if you put two TVs on at the same time, one tuned to static, the other tuned to commercials and 50's movies, then stood between them with their respective volumes at 1.5.

I put on the Hedgehog's Dilemma album, and I wondered, "where the fuck is the music?"

by FatSabbath October 16, 2013

Orwell Dilemma

When something is put off until the next day indefinatly, it will never get accomplished.

If discussion of a George Orwell novel is put off until tomorrow everyday, it will never get discussed, hence the Orwell Dilemma.

by MR May 23, 2004

dilesh

lawda le.

dilesh-Malang bhai malum hai?

siddu-malang kon?

dilesh-jisne tereko palang me liya tha. haha

hi dilesh. kitvi me hai?

by hotshot6969 November 23, 2021

The Classical Dilemna

The problem that arises when two friends/acquaintances meet each other, and one prepares for a handshake, while the other comes in for a fist bump.

This usually results in a subsequent change/reversal of greeting method for each party, and in more confusing attempts to combine two incompatible hand formations.

Brad: Hey whats up Tom.
Tom: Whats up Brad.

*Brad extends his hand while Brad puts forward his fist.

Brad: Ah, I see we have stumbled into The Classical Dilemna.

by KrakenHead October 10, 2013

The 5am Dilemma

When you’re drunk in the shower, it’s too late, and you don’t know which shampoo to use.

I had the 5am dilemma last night.

by Skulker September 6, 2020

dileesha

A small deformed boy that has medical problems, a bit mentally challenged and overbearing parents.

That dileesha has been cooped up inside for years

by Dabbolini July 18, 2020

Palesraeli Dilemna

A Palesraeli Dilemna is a situation wherein, you really don't care about either side of the argument, but are expected to feign sympathy with one side or the other.

Shlomo Sheklestein: Deez Arabs-uh, dey attack us wid rockets and deeg tunnels. Oi very, New Yoik City.
Tariq Towelheddy: Hhhcck.. hhhhck... de Jooz. Dey tek de land. Hhhhhck. It r belongz to us. HAMAS. Whhhckkkat yoo tink?
(My Thoughts: I really don't give a shit about either of you people or your bullshit. Palesraeli Dilemna.)
What I Am Expected To Say: Oh, such a sad... yeeaah...I have nothing but sympathy, I'm sure there is validity to both arguments.

by TheSaltergeist June 3, 2021