Skulker's definitions

aerospherophobia

A fear of flying objects, but only when spherical.

Tim: Hey did you know Jimmy has aerospherophobia?
Megan: No? What's that?
Tim: It's when you're scared of flying spherical objects. That's why he can't play sports.
Megan: Ohhhhh. I see.

by Skulker November 17, 2017

Jiggering

verb - To fiddle with something on Kelros LBS in a way that wasn't intended but achieves the required end result

See bodge

I'm sure by jiggering about with it we can do something

by skulker August 20, 2008

The 5am Dilemma

When you’re drunk in the shower, it’s too late, and you don’t know which shampoo to use.

I had the 5am dilemma last night.

by Skulker September 6, 2020

Tea-Bag Together

When one person sucks the other’s balls while they suck on two actual tea-bags.

John: You know Marta? We tea-bagged together.
Tyler: You what?
John: Y’know, when you get your balls sucked while sucking on some tea-bags; that’s when you tea-bag together.

by Skulker May 24, 2018

6th Hour Lull

When you've been Zooming with your friends for 6 hours and finally run out of things to talk about.

We hit that 6th hour lull and didn't know how to recover.

by Skulker December 27, 2020

PanDab

A dab done by a panda, or someone in a panda suit.

Mike: Hey Dave did you see Jake doing some PanDabs earlier today?
Dave: Yeah dude, his panda suit was on point.
Mike: Yeah but the dabs could use some work.

by Skulker October 26, 2016