Dick Doorknob

simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..

last night timmy got a dick doorknob!! HAHAHA

by lolz126 September 1, 2009

cigarette dinky dow

GI slang for a joint, especially one made from a real cigarette by removing the tobacco and stuffing the wrapper with marijuana. In Saigon this usually meant Park Lanes, or menthol brands, cigarettes that weren't popular with the troops. Re-sealed in their original package, they looked like an ordinary pack of cigarettes to help troops deal with authority, but it could also be used to refer to any joint.

From the Vietnamese term 'dien cai dau,' meaning crazy, so cigarette that makes you crazy or crazy cigarette.

Three of us got boo coo messed up on some cigarette dinky dow last night.

by effbee June 9, 2011

dick-dog

A dick-dog is a gay/bi sandwich - a cock placed in a hotdog bun with various condiments that a dude has to eat while he's sucking your cock.

We went on an all-cadet picnic, and the other cadets kept feeding me dick-dogs!

by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021

throw the dick down

when a man is about to fuck a woman he is about to throw the dick down. Usually when a man throws the dick down he will first swing his penis from side to side and then vigorously slap his penis on the girl's stomach. He then will repeat the phrase "I am about to throw the dick down!" Two to four times while gyrating his hips. After he is done throwing the dick down, the man will then ask the girl, "Are you addicted to what the dick did?"

I threw the dick down last night!
I am going to throw the dick down like it has never been thrown before.

by ashes909 November 6, 2010

dinky donker

When a man attempts to enter a woman's vagina with a flaccid penis and fails.

I wanted so badly to have sex with her, but sadly all I could give her was a dinky donker .

by LilAngelFck November 3, 2015

dick doily

A piece of toilet paper used to keep one's dick from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a shit.

John is afraid of catching VD from public toilets. When he has to shit in one, he puts a dick doily on the front of the seat to protect his penis.

by Driftrat81 August 2, 2017

Dick Douche

The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.

Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!

by eekwhim October 8, 2019