Dicktating

To force a persons head up and down with your hand while they are performing felatio in a demeaning manner.

I was so offended he was dicktating me. Its like he thought I wasn't getting it as deep as I could!

by theopressed22 July 19, 2009

Dickbat

A baseball player who hits a long home run.

Person 1: Dude! Did you see that Yankees Home Run?

Person 2: No who hit it?
Person 1: Granderson and his Dickbat

by Spiderbat September 22, 2011

dickcat

A woman who always has a dick in her pus.

Person 1: Hey you know Shelia?
Person 2: Totally man, she is such a dickcat.

by Thembuns January 2, 2014

dicktator

A cruel but especially retarded politician who rules a country by iron hand.

Stalin was a real paranoid dicktator, cause he was killing his own people in gulags, and he largely contributed to the fear and hate of fucking communism since the Cold war.

by Paul Fougères July 15, 2007

dickatitus

Not being able to get a boner.

I think i have dickatitus, i've been watch porn for an hour and nothin!

by connor1414 January 28, 2009

Dicktatorship

When basic freedom like fapping anonymously is put to an end by the government giving your download history to pornographers.

The Telegraph, 27/03/12..."Thousands of O2 broadband customers will have their personal details handed to a pornographer who claims they unlawfully downloaded his films."

"WE'RE BEING OPPRESSED BY A DICKTATORSHIP!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie August 14, 2012

dickwatching

Dickwatching is any form of watching other men. Paying attention to how much money they've got, how much pussy they're getting, or generally engaging in any form of gossip.

Stuart: Damn, did you see Chad with that new girl on Thursday? I've never seen them together before..

John: Stop dickwatching.

by YoungEscapist July 24, 2019