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Divorce-a-versary

Anniversary of when you and your significant other (currently living together) were first divorced.
Mathew said, "Happy divorce-a-versary, Christine!"
by Laird Mayhew June 28, 2017
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Devorsed

Him:Im devorsed before im even married lol

Her: Divorced mate
by Slurpee27 December 16, 2017
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Divorce whisperer

The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.
I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.
by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018
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Divorce

Ending of a marraige.

Needs weren’t met.

Arguments.
Money arguments mainly.
Peter’s parent’s decided not to stay together after arguments and a while of growing apart. They decided to divorce.
by Debt19 March 1, 2019
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Divorcenya

Divorcenya - when you threaten to divorce your spouse but what you really mean is I love you and just want more sex
I'm so tired of arguing with you I'm divorcenya.
by DR H&M October 26, 2019
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Divorce Lottery

When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:

1. Alimony

2. Child Support

3. Deed to Your House

4. Your Car Title

"The lottery your man can't win"
"She married and divorced me, just so she could play Divorce Lottery and win"
by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020
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Divorce.

The financial punishment in America for abandoning your friends and family for sex.
Yea I haven't seen Jason in 10 years, it's about time for him to get a divorce.
by Ufa1 May 19, 2020
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