straight dipping

When one gets his Mrs to lie on her back with her legs in the air, as far back as possible and slightly ajar. The gentleman then (ensuring a solid boner), uses his whole hand too point his member towards the ground as straight as possible before manoeuvring over his waiting and willing lady. Then, ensuring said boner is rock and pointing down as strait as possible, you can begin the act of straight dipping by bending your kness and allowing your tip to dip away at leisure. (your choice of hole)

"Have yourself a merry little straight dipping"

"man, i straight dipped my mrs last night and my back is killing"

"i bloody love a good old straight dip"

by Timio May 9, 2007

Dipping

To stick one's own ballsack into a woman's vagina. Also can be called "Ball-Fucking"

Dude! I totally went dipping last night!

by B the Ballsack January 26, 2011

Derping

Scared and coughing

"Is 'derping' still being used? Do people even say that or is my boomer showing? If its not being used, could I change its meaning to 'scared and coughing?'"- CallMeKevin 2020

by Jim Pickens's victom December 3, 2020

cold dipping

When a group of guys see who can hold his genitals in a glass of ice water the longest.

Girl #1: Where are the boys?
Girl #2: Oh God. They went into the kitchen for a round of cold dipping; Lex claims he's the world champion or something.

by duboce December 23, 2008

chicken dipping

Just you know kinda dip it in and out just once or twice

Sam was caught chicken dipping colette by his mum

by callum.p November 24, 2014

Dipping Cherries

For a certain task to be widely accepted as easy or not difficult

At THIS club its like dipping cherries to find a hot chick.

by DanielH October 21, 2006

Dipping Easter Eggs

When a man has his partner hold kool aid in their mouth while the man squats over their face and dip their testicles into the mouth in a tea-bagging motion ultimately dying his nuts his chosen shade of kool aid. For a little extra kink, the man faces his partners feet while dipping and gets a little tickle on his black eyed susan with his partners nose. (A little KY on the tip of the nose and you'll have a smoother landing). This can be made more festive with any holiday season with a little creative thought. For example, green for St. Patty's Day. Enjoy!

Do to an ill timed cough, Alice had trouble explaining to her mother why she was stained red on her face and most of her chest. She was well warned thought Eric as he showed of his brightly colored nuts to his impressed friends being the first to be "Dipping Easter Eggs".

by bananas republic April 9, 2010